After seeing a parody Twitter account for 50 Shades of Grey’s Christian Grey (which I’ll not link to because it’s (hilariously) filthy, but if you’re feeling intrepid you can scroll back through Logan’s timeline), Logan challenged me to #tweetlikeabadboy for an entire day. 

I’m pure crap at resisting his dares.

So beginning 12:01am BST Monday, 25 June (7pm 24 June on the US East Coast), I’ll tweet like a bad boy for 24 hours. I’ll also #replylikeabadboy and even #RTlikeabadboy when called upon.

I promise the transformation will be seamless and complete, though not without considerable pain. I’m reminded of this novella by my countryman:

EDITED BY LOGAN TO ADD: i was thinking more like evil Abed!

I’m offering apologies ahead of time for offending anyone, because I won’t be apologising on 25 June. Bad boys don’t apologise.

Posted by: Zachary (EDITED TO ADD: and Logan!)

EDITED Monday, June 25 by Logan to add: um…holy shit. don’t bother going to the hashtag, just read Z’s timeline. and have that ice ready.