well, #tweetlikeabadboy day was TOO MUCH of a success. we almost lost Zachary to the bad side.

it all started innocently enough (all times BST, British Summer)….

12:01am: Don’t hold me to society’s standards of behaviour. Just hold me to yer warm, willing body. 

12:22am: My name? Moore. Zachary Moore. #thatswhatSHEsaid

HAHA, CLASSIC! that needs to be on an avi STAT (are you listening, Team Kilt?)

here was a fan favorite:

12:45am: If I misbehave, it’s because I’m so broken. Only you can fix me. (Aye, you, the one biting her lip.) 

which brought us to this jaw-dropping moment:

then came the nightcap…

1:02am: I’ll answer yer #tweetlikeabadboy Qs tomorrow, but I’m away to bed. First I must do this: 

leaving us with this image:

um.

so morning came, with MORE pics:

8:01am: Good morning. #tweetlikeabadboy day continues. After a lovely night’s rest, I had a wee workout: 

then, just like every monster/advertising executive, he went straight for the heart:

10:02am: You’re so sexy when you’re reading. Now be a good lass—put doon the book and come here. 

…and other body parts:

11:05am: You there, biting your lip. Let me do that for you. 

then things started to get WEIRD:

12:09pm: The power of my love for you is reflected in the power of these to watch (over) you. 

and

3:31pm: I love to watch you dance. I love to watch you sleep. I love to watch you shop. #everybreathyoutake

things were getting SERIOUSLY stalkerish. which i know was kind of the POINT, to show how blurry the line can be between “I think about you all the time” to “I THINK ABOUT YOU ALL THE TIME. LET ME KEEP YOU IN THIS CAGE AND EAT YOUR FACE.”

i figured it was time for me to say something, but that totally backfired:

no, i did not whimper like a kicked puppy when i saw this. WHY DO YOU ASK???

anyway, Z then took off his shirt and made pie…

…and a bad boy playlist…

…then put on a leather jacket:

launched mastefully manipulative tweets like:

5:02pm I love you. Go away.

5:05pm I love you. Come back.

and had VERY inappropriate conversations about baking:

increasingly in love with his bad self, he started documenting his every move.

going out for a walk:

and of course, for a swim:

so finally, i tried to reach him, begging him to break character for ONE TWEET and talk to me as Good Zach again.

this was his answer.

when midnight came, and we tried to pull him back from Badlandia, he gave us this.

we had lost Good Zach. 

but YOU GUYS brought him back, by assuring him that you DID love him for being a good guy.

of course the first thing he did was a good deed, by rescuing this puppy:

i take TOTAL responsibility for this disaster. i dared him to tweet like a bad boy for an entire day. 

next time, you get Bad Zach for an hour. TOPS.

posted by: Logan

EDITED BY ZACHARY TO ADD: Cheers, everyone, for bringing me back. #tweetlikeabadboy day was brilliant fun, and I learned quite a bit about myself (and some of you, heh). The puppy, whom I named Logan, has found a happy home with a wealthy couple in Milngavie.