Logan: as you probably know, LOTS of our friends helped out Zach and Team Kilt in his crush tourney contests, and we’ve been doing the same in return, because we love them.

after today, though, we need to step back. we’re working on some actual WRITING so you guys have more awesome stuff to read in the weeks and months and even years ahead. also, it looks like there might be more matchups where one of our friends is pitted against another—SUCK!

Zachary: So it’s time to turn in our pimp hats, much as they delight us. 

Logan: of course, we couldn’t get rid of them all without showing you first.

my first one, the one i used to help Z win the Team Smackdown back in March, called to my Irish heritage:

Zachary: As this one did to my Scottish heritage, together with the kilt (used to get Logan his internet pony the same week):

Logan: obviously since i’m a ghost i can’t show you a pic of me IN my pimp hat, but here’s an artist’s rendering of what i looked like in Round 1 of this crush tourney:

Zachary: When I tweeted for St. Clair, I gave a nod to his English accent by borrowing a pimp hat from Her Majesty:

Logan: which brings us to today. we want you to help our buds @cupcakegirly (Patch’s advocate) and @ShadowKissedNet, one of Adrian’s biggest supporters. they both have super fierce opponents.

Zachary: We thought we should end our pimp careers with something memorable.

Logan: so in honor of fallen angel Patch, i altered my current avi:

Zachary: And for Adrian, I called in a favour from a friend. (This one’s for you, Aura, yer favourite celebrity crush):

Logan: Vote for Patch here.

Zachary: And vote for Adrian here.

Logan and Zachary: And we are DONE.