Logan: i don’t know how we’re going to make this one remotely suitable for a YA audience. the episode centered around the Greendale STD Fair (“Catch Knowledge!”).

Zachary: It would be quite the coup if we could keep it clean. I say we take the challenge.

Logan: but Annie saw a, um, p-word for the first time, during the reverse Porky’s scene:

Zachary: Are you imitating her, or are you similarly incapable of saying ‘penis’?

Logan: i thought we were keeping this clean.

Zachary: There’s nothing dirty about the word ‘penis’. You’ve used it here on the tumblr before.

Logan: but not in the context of, of…

Zachary: Penises.

Logan: right. anyway, i found Annie’s little speech inspiring:

Annie: I don’t want to sit in a roomful of people and say…the p-word. I like being repressed. I am totally comfortable being uncomfortable with my sexuality. And maybe if everyone were a little more like me we wouldn’t have to have an STD Fair!

Zachary: Speaking of which, I found a nice image of the Wheel of Remorse, which includes bits like “What’s Your Name Again?” and “Mysterious Rash”:

Dean Pelton: That’s the sound of STD’s screaming, “Nooooo, stop being so aware of us!”

I adore the Dean’s sense of self-importance. I wish I had half his energy.

Logan: i had to include the video of Trabed arm wrestling, especially since it includes a bear in the shot:

Zachary: That bear could kick Purity Bear’s arse all the way back to Liberty University.

There was a good #TeamBritta moment, when Jeff revised his contact list, from this:

to this…

Logan: cute. did you have bad flashbacks when it turned out that printing “Greendale!” on all the condoms made them leak?

Zachary: I thought you didn’t read the castle scenes.

Logan: i didn’t read THE castle scene. i skipped around and found the funny parts.

Zachary: That part wasn’t meant to be—anyway, I thought the condom-beer-balloons provided one of the show’s most brilliantly framed shots:

Logan: well, now we’ve totally failed in our quest to keep this post clean.

Zachary: So you might as well go on and say ‘penis’.

Logan: yeah…i will.

Posted by: Zachary and Logan, who will somehow be back late tomorrow with “Comparative Religion”, though it’s a very full day. Zachary’s bit might be composed at the pub. Youse have been warned.