Logan: it’s TUESDAY & i feel like DANCING!
Zachary: What’s one got to do with the other?
Logan: um, nothing, i just wanted to put a little distance between my name and “i feel like DANCING!” and justify it in some way.
Zachary: Cos you’re like Troy and are scared to admit you like dancing?
Logan: how can you even say that, after our trip to the Apple Store in Munich with Dylan?
Zachary: You’re right. Sorry. So the main storyline in this episode was Jeff’s secret affair with his former statistics teacher, Professor Slater. My favourite line was this, when his mates tried to pry:
Jeff: Can’t I be the friend in the group whose trademark is his well-defined boundaries, like Privacy Smurf, Discreet Bear, or Confidentiality Spice?
Logan: i couldn’t find an image online for Privacy Smurf, so i made one:
Zachary: Brilliant. Now, you and I may disagree on who Jeff should be with. I’m #TeamBritta and you’re #TeamAnnie, but we can agree on one thing…
Logan: we’re definitely NOT #TeamProfessorSlater. i mean, she’s hot and smart and all, but there’s NOTHING there.
Zachary: It could be cos we’ve not seen their chemistry develop. We’ve just been dropped into the middle of their relationship.
Logan: but even in the scene in the Dean’s office, when she was sitting in her sexy little skirt and button-down sweater thingie, i couldn’t help noticing how much pug stuff Dean Pelton had.
Zachary: Perhaps she’s just too old for us. Or perhaps I was swayed by Britta’s “fake” sad face:
Logan: anyway, when Jeff told, um—geez, i don’t even know Professor Slater’s first name.
Zachary: Me neither.
Logan: after she tried to break up with him after he wouldn’t let her call him her boyfriend, he said:
I really liked what we were doing. If the ratio of work-to-pleasure can really stay at that same level, then I don’t care what it’s called. I’ll do it. Let’s do it.
Zachary: Pure poetry. Almost Keats-ian.
Logan: IKR? my heart just went—well, it did nothing. but that could’ve been cuz i’m dead.
Zachary: Naw, mate, when Jeff and Professor Slater are together, I feel dead, too.
Logan: even though i’m #TeamAnnie, i still felt bad for Britta when her fake sad face turned real, when she saw Jeff & What’sHerFace holding hands while she (Britta) was tap-dancing onstage:
Zachary: World’s saddest teapot.
Logan: i couldn’t find a video of Troy & Britta’s impromptu dance routine, but i did find a video of Abed’s secret tap dance:
Zachary: That’s a good place to end it. Good night, everybody!
Posted by: Zachary & Logan, who’ll return tomorrow with “Romantic Expressionism”. That sounds promising.