Logan: sorry we’re late—we went to the FAIR!
Zachary: Or rather, the ZOGAN card accompanied The Woman Upstairs, and since it’s sort of a vessel for us, in a way, we went as well. In a way.
Logan: anyhow, tonight’s episode was the Valentine’s Day one. and like every holiday, Greendale celebrated it with weirdness:
Dean Pelton (over the PA system): It’s Valentine’s week, when the Greendale Human Being is the Cupid Being, delivering your gift to that special someone. But, remember, Cupid’s face is magic marker on nylon, so love is not only blind but also dizzy and a little belligerent.
Logan: Human Being kinda creeps me out. that’s normal, right?
Zachary: Aye. The main storyline was about Jeff and Britta! Britta drunk-dialed Jeff and left a BCI (Booty Call Implication), which humiliated her.
Logan: so Abed told Jeff he should do the same so they’d be even and Britta could get her pride back. so Abed tried to get Jeff drunk so he could leave a legit BCI message for Britta. but it sucked, cuz Jeff was just acting.
Zachary: This image here begins an essential exchange (and one of my favourites) concerning Britta:
Abed: Do you like Britta?
Jeff: Sure. Who doesn’t?
Abed: Over half the people that meet her. They can be put off by her vacuous mannequin face and her Jodi Foster severity. But you’re different.
Jeff: She’s no barrel of monkeys. She wants everyone to be honest, but she lies to herself. She’s seen the world but she doesn’t get it. She has more fights about stuff that doesn’t matter than a YouTube comment stream. She’s passionate, which I find stupid, but entertaining.
Jeff: There was only attraction at first because she bothered to play hard to get.
Jeff: I’m happy with Michelle.
Abed: Slater is low maintenance.
Jeff: The lowest!
Abed: Britta—irritating, impossible, unpredictable. And she didn’t like you, so it felt useless to like her. Slater likes you for who you are and expects nothing from you. You’re safe from change. And passion.
Jeff: Watch it.
Abed: Watch what? A phony drunk-dial soaked in phony pity that’ll insult Britta more? Or a believable performance informed by FEELING?
Alas, the only way Abed could get the performance he needed out of Jeff was to drink with him:
Logan: YES, another Breakfast Club homage!
Zachary: Notice the KICKSPLASHER posted in the background of Abed’s wall at the beginning.
Logan: HAHA, that was cool. as a favor to our female followers, we included a pic of a hungover Jeff with real live bed-head and biceps:
Logan: another classic bit was when Chang did an homage to the OTHER coolest, funniest show ever, Arrested Development (which you all NEED to see if you haven’t. seriously).
Zachary: Now would be a brilliant time to share this Arrested Development-style Community opening:
Zachary: Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone!
Posted by Zachary and Logan, who hope to not only tumbl a Community episode (“Physical Education”) tomorrow but also their trip to the fair, which was a belter!