the other night @synfulsaleana99 tweeted me this…toy, a Fijit Friend who is apparently named “Logan.”

From the description on Target, where you can buy me for about 50 bucks:

“Girls can poke and squeeze [Logan’s] soft, tactile skin that enables lifelike movements and fun surprises.”

guaranteed or your money back.

anyway, then Martin dug up a video that was both disturbing and…well, disturbing:

if you’re at work or something and can’t play the video, it features a woman who sounds like she’s my nana’s age (you remember Nana Keeley from SHADE and SHINE?) interacting with “Logan” using such phrases as:

(when it dances): Oh yeah…break it down.

Give me a kiss!

I don’t want to chat.

i’ll admit, Fijit Logan and i have a lot in common. as Zach pointed out, it begs for kisses and laughs at its own jokes. it also dances WITH ABANDON and knows just how freaking cute it is.

but according to some Amazon reviews, it doesn’t really listen to what you say—it just goes ahead and does what it wants…

WHAT.

anyway…the BEST part of Fijit Logan, the best best best thing EVER?

two words: CROTCH BEACON.

when Logan wants something, a little blue light comes on, until you touch it. 

this is my favorite Amazon review. (Warning: graphic violence.)

posted by: Logan, who is apparently the “Sporty” Fijit, which makes him think Fijits might be toy versions of the Spice Girls.