Logan: so Zach & I thought this Book Boyfriend poll (in which he’s currently leading & I am #4) would be over today, since it’s been up for a week.
Zachary: Alas, Facebook polls apparently go on forever. Rather like cricket.
Logan: the problem is, we said that if Zachary won and I placed in the top 5, we’d hold another Kilt Off:
the post that started it all
Z’s first response
i fired back
etc
if you’re too lazy to click, here’s a sample:

Zachary: But I can never truly win if the polls never close…
Logan: so we’re going to declare official “BORED NOW.”
Zachary: Not that we’re bored. We would just like to move on with our lives.
Logan: declare VICTORY and move on with our lives, that is.
Zachary: And because everyone on TeamKilt (which is for both of us, not only myself) has shown such tremendous support in launching us to the top of the polls…
Logan: …and we’d like to stop nagging you for votes…
Zachary: Though it’s been fun inventing clever campaign slogans for each other, like I Do Believe in Ghosts (that was mine, for Logan).
Logan:and I got to call Zachary the Prince of Wank (and Jamie Fraser the Sultan of Spank). so that was cool.
Zachary: A bit of a low moment for me, but…em, where were we?
Logan: OH! so, if Z is ahead at midnight tonight GMT (that’s Scotland time, 5 hours ahead of our east coast), and I’m still in the top 5…
Zachary: We’ll hold that KiltOff in February, and YOU, lovely readers, will get to vote on a winner between us.
Logan: somehow.
Zachary: Once we figure out the technicalities of the, em, technical parts.
Logan: the prize, of course, will be bragging rights, and if a Yank like me can beat a Scot like Z in a KILTOFF? dude, that would be EPIC!!!
Zachary: Won’t happen. But best of luck, anyway, mate.
Logan: Luck of the Irish IS the best of luck.
so people, if you haven’t voted for us yet (and you can vote for BOTH), please do. tell your friends and family to vote.
FOUR HOURS TO GLORY!!!