Christ, that was completely MENTAL! Dunno what came over me. It started as fun, perhaps even sly social commentary, but then…then…the lasses were drooling, throwing themselves at my feet, swooning over my stalkerish behaviour, even offering to clean my sweat after one of my “five workouts”…
I work out once a day, if I’m lucky. I told so. Many. Lies.
Good Zachary is back. I definitely need a shower after all that (and no, it’ll be a solo one).
But first, I need to do something good to make up for all the arrogant crap I spewed today. I should find an orphan to adopt, or a puppy to rescue from the River Kelvin.
Today, 25 June is #tweetlikeabadboy day (not for everyone, just for me). If you need an explanation, see yesterday’s post. That’s all I’ll give in the way of background, cos bad boys never have to explain themselves.
Last night @RebekahMillet asked:
“#tweetlikeabadboy @moore_zachary how are enjoying that pie making gift I sent you?”
It’s brilliant. Cheers for that. I’ve discovered that the only thing better than eating sweets is feeding them to beautiful lasses.
As I’m a careless rogue, things get messy sometimes:
After seeing a parody Twitter account for 50 Shades of Grey’s Christian Grey (which I’ll not link to because it’s (hilariously) filthy, but if you’re feeling intrepid you can scroll back through Logan’s timeline), Logan challenged me to #tweetlikeabadboy for an entire day.
I’m pure crap at resisting his dares.
So beginning 12:01am BST Monday, 25 June (7pm 24 June on the US East Coast), I’ll tweet like a bad boy for 24 hours. I’ll also #replylikeabadboy and even #RTlikeabadboy when called upon.
I promise the transformation will be seamless and complete, though not without considerable pain. I’m reminded of this novella by my countryman:
EDITED BY LOGAN TO ADD: i was thinking more like evil Abed!
I’m offering apologies ahead of time for offending anyone, because I won’t be apologising on 25 June. Bad boys don’t apologise.
Posted by: Zachary (EDITED TO ADD: and Logan!)
EDITED Monday, June 25 by Logan to add: um…holy shit. don’t bother going to the hashtag, just read Z’s timeline. and have that ice ready.